1. Fine - This is a word we use to end an argument when we are right, and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes - If we are getting dressed, this means half an hour. However, five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game or play (insert brand gaming system here) before helping around the house.
3. Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine" (see #1).
4. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!
5. Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A loud sigh means we think you are an idiot and wonder why we are wasting our time standing here arguing with you about "Nothing". (see #3).
6. That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements we can make. "That's okay" means we want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks - We are thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say, "You're welcome."
8. Whatever - Our way of saying "F@#% YOU!"
9. Don't Worry About It, I Got It - Another dangerous statement, meaning there's something we've told you to do several times, but will now take care of ourselves. This will later result in your asking "What's wrong?" (see #5 and #3 for possible responses).
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Shorter version: Women don't say what they mean.
Alternate shorter version: Women have communication problems.
I think both posts show that women AND men sometimes have difficulty saying what they mean, and both sexes can have communication problems.
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